BeneMalevolent since '03

middle of nowhere

I am sososoooooo, ber. for a while now. And I feel too right. And I don't feel quite so right.

Passively flirted my way to half a pumpkin spice latte.

Zack and Britt and I sipped on Starbucks and acted evolved and elite and for a few moments, convinced ourselves

That we are more than recycled Hitler, recombobulated dinosaur, reincarnated black plague.

Mice, lice, ameba, soil, we're never nowhere. There is only a giant us.

we missed out on planetarium tickets. 

We're going to see Metric in november.

If Metric moved to the US, would they become Imperial?

I'm running on no sleep, because:

Yesteryday, I watched eternal sunshine of the spotless mind,

and spent all night convincing Eddie I have a face,

and slept, against my own will, with the lights on

Because he was so sick and delirious and pale,

That he looked caucasian.

His bulova came in today. Thy shall not covet thy neighbour's goods..

I'm having a hard time with that one. 

My weekend was solid. The Grand was better than it had ever been.

Jenny, Eddie, and I fell asleep singing day man.

Meanwhile, Britt went to Nuit Blanche

and blacked out

and got mugged at knifepoint.

Fortunately, all she had on her was three nickels.
My friendyfriend Shanel is coming down from Ottawa for thanksgiving,
The first rule of her coming down to Sudbury,
is we don't talk about her coming down to Sudbury.
The second rule of her coming down to Sudbury,
is we don't talk about her coming down to Sudbury.
The third rule doesn't apply because this isn't her first time coming down to Sudbury. 

I went to toysRus with Zack after school,

while Britt attended an objective lecture about the biological effects of thc.

We searched far and wide across the aisles, 

for a plush penguin, a baby tuxedo, a monocle and a miniature top hat for his girlfriend

then we went to chapters and he helped me narrow it down from thirteen books that I don't have time to read,

to three books that I don't have time to read.

the one I'm most excited about is quantum theory for the perplexed

we listened to the new mumford album all the way there and all the way back

I will wait, I will wait for you.

I was reminded of hot hot heat today and I was happy.

Eddie and I watched cake boss. I fucking love cake boss.

And DR. HORRIBLE'S SING-ALONG BLOG. He looses in love but wins in evil.

and a pipe is better than a bong, says dimitri martin.

I highly recommend mr. Martin's IF I.

My law essay was tight. tight, tight tight. low 90s caliber I hope.